I Wore This Scarf As A Joke But The Jokes On Me Cause I Love It

So I tried to dress like a typical Italian asshole yesterday on the rundown.  I wore a big scarf and sunglasses and had a tight shirt on.  Well guess what?  The joke was on me because I fucking loved it.  I literally would have sucked my own dick if I could have.   What started as a total joke has turned into something totally serious.  I think I have to incorporate a scarf into my rotation on a regular basis now.  Like I’m not crazy right?   It has to be done.  I mean love me or hate me you got to admit this scarf is working big time.  Seriously I look good enough to eat here.  Ladies am I right or am I right?